1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:03,438 - [whistles] - Come on! 2 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:05,092 It's picture time! 3 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:07,703 [upbeat music] 4 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:08,878 - ? In the Loud house ? 5 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:10,227 ? Really Loud house ? 6 00:00:11,924 --> 00:00:13,752 - Today is the big day. 7 00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:15,450 Today's the day the Loud family 8 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:16,886 finally beats the Torkelsons' record 9 00:00:16,973 --> 00:00:18,801 in the Royal Woods Talent Competition. 10 00:00:18,888 --> 00:00:20,194 [device beeps] Is that the one? 11 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:22,152 - Well, it was better than take 17, 12 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,067 but worse than takes nine and four. 13 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,503 Either way, I'm going back to bed. 14 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,029 - Do you know how many years 15 00:00:29,116 --> 00:00:30,291 the Torkelsons' record has stood? 16 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:32,423 - 19. - 19 years. 17 00:00:32,509 --> 00:00:34,686 And you know how many medals they won 19 years ago? 18 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:36,949 - Seven. - Seven. That's right. 19 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,039 And that darn Fred Torkelson reminds me of it 20 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:40,214 every chance he gets. 21 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:42,738 [medals clanging] 22 00:00:42,825 --> 00:00:44,392 - Morning, Loud! 23 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:47,656 Just out doing my neighborhood walk. 24 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:50,398 Is the clanging of my medals bothering you? 25 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:53,705 I just know that since there are seven of them, 26 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,707 the noise can be quite deafening. 27 00:00:55,794 --> 00:00:59,798 I didn't want to disturb you and make you drop your mail. 28 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:01,757 [clanging continues] 29 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:04,367 - He doesn't even live in the neighborhood. 30 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:06,457 He has his wife drop him off. 31 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:08,155 - Yeah, we're gonna get him this year. 32 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,244 - Oh, you're darn right we are. 33 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:11,462 I'm gonna go check on the kids. 34 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:14,248 Winners, assemble! 35 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,467 - [sighs] 36 00:01:16,554 --> 00:01:19,079 Sometimes it's tough living in a family 37 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:21,515 where everyone has a specific talent. 38 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:23,170 Everyone except me. 39 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:26,999 - There's my musician. 40 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,262 There's my comedian. 41 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:30,525 There's my fashion girl. 42 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:33,049 There's my athlete. [yelps] 43 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:35,530 There's my pageant queen. 44 00:01:35,616 --> 00:01:36,835 And there is my mechanic. 45 00:01:36,922 --> 00:01:38,663 [imitating car starting] 46 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,710 Let's go! [cheering] 47 00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:43,712 Hey, Linc, do you think you could do the dishes? 48 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:45,670 They're all working on their talents. 49 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:48,673 [dishes clattering] 50 00:01:48,759 --> 00:01:51,372 [excited chatter] 51 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:54,201 - OK, everybody, let's get upstairs and rehearse. 52 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:57,769 I want to see those talents on display. 53 00:01:57,856 --> 00:01:59,771 [exhales sharply] Can you feel the energy? 54 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:01,991 - It makes me miss performing. - Mm. 55 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:05,429 - I wish there was a talent show in Royal Woods for adults. 56 00:02:05,516 --> 00:02:07,649 - Hey, today is about celebrating the children... 57 00:02:07,736 --> 00:02:10,913 and crushing Fred Torkelson and his smug, smug face. 58 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,741 But I know what you're saying. We are natural performers. 59 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:14,917 I can't imagine two people more suited for the limelight. 60 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:15,918 [jaunty music] 61 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:17,093 both: ? Talents ? 62 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,182 ? We've got talents ? 63 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,444 - ? You name it, we can do it ? 64 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:22,185 - ? And our kids are here to prove it ? 65 00:02:22,272 --> 00:02:25,406 both: ? Royal Woods has got the goods ? 66 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:30,237 ? We've got talents ? 67 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,543 [cheering] 68 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:34,850 - Guess who's hosting the talent show tonight? 69 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:37,766 - Do not say Fred Torkelson. 70 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,246 both: These guys. 71 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,813 all: These guys! 72 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,075 - What am I good at? 73 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,076 - If you're about to fart, 74 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,426 I'm not falling for that again. 75 00:02:45,513 --> 00:02:46,992 - No, I'm serious. 76 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:48,385 What are my talents? 77 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:49,778 Of all the categories in the talent show, 78 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:51,606 there isn't one I can win. 79 00:02:51,692 --> 00:02:54,086 - You forgot the most important category of all. 80 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,001 You're an amazing best friend. 81 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,742 - Clyde! 82 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,614 That means absolutely nothing right now. 83 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,486 Sorry, but our family trophy case is overflowing. 84 00:03:02,573 --> 00:03:03,705 And there's not one thing in there 85 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:04,923 that says "Lincoln Loud" on it. 86 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,490 - Is there anything I can do to help? 87 00:03:06,577 --> 00:03:08,275 - Well, you could pull my finger. 88 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,192 - Oh, man. 89 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:15,107 - ? You might say I'm difficult ? 90 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:18,067 ? Don't want to play it typical ? 91 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:22,071 ? Second-guess myself so much it's gotten pitiful ? 92 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:24,291 - Great news: So I'm competing in the fashion category 93 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:27,032 in tonight's show, and I want you to wear my creation 94 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,817 as you perform your masterpiece. 95 00:03:28,904 --> 00:03:31,123 - Well, it's not much of a masterpiece right now. 96 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,951 The words are right, but when I sing it, 97 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:34,475 it's like I don't even believe what I'm saying. 98 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:36,303 Nothing feels authentic. 99 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:39,001 I'm a total fraud. 100 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,916 - What do you think of yellow? 101 00:03:41,003 --> 00:03:43,614 I have brown too. 102 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:46,051 - As you know, I'm gonna be doing my first performance 103 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:49,054 without Mr. Coconuts, so... 104 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:51,013 I need you to make sure I don't have access to him. 105 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,579 - I shall banish him 106 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:55,235 to the seventh level of the underworld. 107 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,149 - You don't need to banish him anywhere. 108 00:03:57,237 --> 00:04:00,327 - Right. Worldly suffering is much more profound. 109 00:04:00,414 --> 00:04:02,242 I will have him drawn and quartered 110 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,461 by the four steeds of the apocalypse. 111 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:06,550 - Lucy! - Burn him in a lake of fire? 112 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:11,425 - Look, I need to prove I can be funny without Mr. Coconuts, 113 00:04:11,512 --> 00:04:14,166 but I don't trust myself to go through with it. 114 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,690 Can you just lock him in a box or something? 115 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,648 - Fine. 116 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:21,086 But you're really sucking all the dark fun out of this. 117 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:23,001 [thud] 118 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:24,829 Luan won't let me torture Mr. Coconuts. 119 00:04:24,916 --> 00:04:26,744 - Oh, darn. 120 00:04:26,831 --> 00:04:28,268 Hi, sweetie. 121 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:31,227 I found your twirling gloves. - Sweet. 122 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:32,837 - Ooh, you look a little flushed. 123 00:04:32,924 --> 00:04:34,491 Can I get you some water? - That's all right. 124 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,580 I'll take care of it. [low murmur] 125 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,539 - Well, the routine looks great. 126 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,802 Amber Spitzpatrick better watch her back. 127 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:41,716 - Here you go. 128 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:44,501 - How'd you do that? 129 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:45,981 both: It's twin-tuition. 130 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,461 - When one of us needs something... 131 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:49,680 - The other one just kind of feels it. 132 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:51,291 - How long have you two been doing that? 133 00:04:51,378 --> 00:04:52,683 - Pretty much since we were born. 134 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,860 Can you hand me that welding mask? 135 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:56,905 - Um... 136 00:04:58,689 --> 00:04:59,516 - I forgot my-- - Here you go. 137 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:01,039 - Thanks. 138 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,650 - [chuckles] Well... 139 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,915 Hey. - Hey, have you seen Lisa? 140 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,656 I heard that she's going for the Little Miss Talented 141 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,266 and Glamorous in tonight's talent show. 142 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:11,920 - Haven't seen her. - Oh. 143 00:05:12,007 --> 00:05:15,097 Uh, have you seen Lisa? 144 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:16,664 - Yes. 145 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,361 She's standing right in front of you. 146 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,845 - [squeals] 147 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:25,499 OMG! 148 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:27,196 You look amazing! 149 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:28,980 How did you do this? 150 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:31,896 - I downloaded the You So Sassy app onto Todd's hard drive. 151 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:33,332 - You go, queen. 152 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:36,074 That haircut is fire. 153 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:38,338 - I am seriously impressed. 154 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,949 - Todd used a follicle manipulator to color my hair. 155 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,385 According to our research, 156 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:44,822 blondes bring home the hardware 64% of the time. 157 00:05:44,909 --> 00:05:49,000 - And they have more fun 100% of the time. 158 00:05:49,087 --> 00:05:51,176 - I think you have a real chance at winning this thing. 159 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:52,917 - Oh, I'm definitely gonna win it. 160 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,397 And then I'm gonna destroy it. 161 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:57,095 - That's the spirit. Wait, what? 162 00:05:57,182 --> 00:05:58,967 - I will use my platform to tell everyone 163 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:01,404 that contests celebrating beauty over intellect 164 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:03,014 should be eliminated from society. 165 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:05,930 - Yay. 166 00:06:06,017 --> 00:06:07,236 - Check it out. 167 00:06:07,323 --> 00:06:08,803 I found a talent competition I can win. 168 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:10,370 Yodeling. 169 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,415 - Yodeling? - Yodeling. 170 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:15,549 I'm gonna win my first-ever trophy yodeling. 171 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:17,638 - But you can't yodel. 172 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,248 - I don't have to. 173 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:20,554 No one else entered. 174 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,686 Look, the last person to enter yodeling 175 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:25,907 was little Matthew Torkelson 19 years ago. 176 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:27,169 - But you're still gonna have to do 177 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:28,823 some type of yodeling to win. 178 00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,607 - How hard can that be? [clears throat] 179 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:32,348 [off-key yodeling] 180 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,441 I'll figure this out. 181 00:06:38,528 --> 00:06:41,444 "How to yodel." 182 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,620 - Well, it says here that you have to alternate 183 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:45,927 between chest voice and your falsetto. 184 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:47,232 Let me try. 185 00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:50,409 [yodeling perfectly] 186 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,066 Whoa. 187 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:57,504 - You wouldn't. 188 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,027 - I have to. 189 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:02,247 [both yodeling] 190 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:10,778 - Come on, Clyde! 191 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:11,996 - I'm sorry, Linc. 192 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,129 I think yodeling is my destiny. 193 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:16,044 - I thought you were gonna help me when my first trophy. 194 00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,133 - In case you haven't noticed, outside of baking, 195 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,526 I'm not exactly burning it up 196 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:20,744 in the trophy department either. 197 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:23,486 I'm sorry, but it's on. 198 00:07:23,573 --> 00:07:25,445 - May the best yodeler win. 199 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:28,012 [Focus' "Hocus Pocus"] 200 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:34,976 ? ? 201 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,854 [both gargling] 202 00:07:51,427 --> 00:07:54,038 - [yodeling] 203 00:07:54,125 --> 00:08:01,002 ? ? 204 00:08:23,677 --> 00:08:25,374 - ? Oh, beautiful ? 205 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,115 ? For spacious skies ? 206 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:29,857 ? For amber waves of grain ? 207 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:32,729 - More like amber waves of lame. 208 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:37,299 I'm saying you're lame. 209 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:40,476 - Well, if it isn't Amber Spitzpatrick. 210 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:42,739 - You're gonna be feeling some Amber waves of pain 211 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:44,261 when I beat you in this contest. 212 00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:46,656 - You may bully everyone in Royal Woods, 213 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:47,701 but you're not gonna bully me. 214 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,398 And you're not gonna beat me. 215 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,356 - I don't have to beat you. 216 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:52,793 I'll just do this. 217 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,798 Help! 218 00:08:57,885 --> 00:08:59,974 Amber, you're going to regret this! 219 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:02,106 Where are you when I need you? 220 00:09:02,193 --> 00:09:03,455 Amber! 221 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,979 Seriously, let me out! 222 00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:11,681 - Lucy, I need Mr. Coconuts back. 223 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:14,118 I've been trying to come up with new jokes all day, 224 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,904 and all I have is something about airplane food. 225 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,949 I've never even been on an airplane! 226 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:21,343 I'm really bad at observational comedy. 227 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:23,301 - Lana, seal the dummy. 228 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:27,175 [welding torch hissing] 229 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,136 - Wait, Lola's in trouble! 230 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:36,184 - [whimpering] 231 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,536 - Please, someone let me out of here! 232 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:41,972 Let me out! 233 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,455 - This is it. - This is it. 234 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:47,674 - Somebody's gonna win that trophy. 235 00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:48,936 - Medal. 236 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,372 - Somebody's gonna win that medal. 237 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:53,027 - [yodeling perfectly] 238 00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,339 - Or him. 239 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:02,689 - Definitely him. 240 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,128 - Excuse me, I'm, um... 241 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,912 Oh, hey, Howard. 242 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:11,132 Have you seen my husband? 243 00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:13,743 We don't want to miss the start of the show. 244 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,311 - Hey, hon. Funny story. 245 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,922 Harold blew out his vocal cords helping Clyde yodel, 246 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,576 so they asked me to fill in as cohost. 247 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:21,795 Did I forget to tell you that? 248 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,231 - Yeah, you did. 249 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,973 Whatever happened to, "Tonight's not about us. 250 00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,365 It's about celebrating the children"? 251 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:28,671 - Pfft, I didn't really want to do this. 252 00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:30,281 I just--oh! - And now... 253 00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:31,500 - Red leather, yellow leather. - Welcome, folks, 254 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,023 to the 84th Annual 255 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,982 Royal Woods Kids Have Talent Show. 256 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:38,072 Howard and Lynn Loud! 257 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:41,162 [cheers and applause] 258 00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:44,513 - ? Oh, Royal Woods, you seem to have it all ? 259 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:48,082 ? From Flip's Food and Fuel to your thriving shopping mall ? 260 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,649 - ? But what we've got the most of ? 261 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,085 ? The thing that we can boast of ? 262 00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,434 ? The thing they made us host of ? 263 00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,870 - Daddy! - ? That takes our breath ? 264 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:57,787 - Yep, sure is. - ? Away ? 265 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:58,788 [splat] 266 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:00,355 [audience gasps] 267 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,835 both: Talents! 268 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,575 - That's Thor Torkelson. 269 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,186 - Why is he eating pickles? 270 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,275 - Probably some yodeling trick from the old country. 271 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:08,450 - Interesting. 272 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:12,410 ? ? 273 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:15,109 [music swells] 274 00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,459 both: ? It's the 84th Annual ? 275 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:23,204 ? Royal Woods Kids Have Talent Show ? 276 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:23,900 ? ? 277 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:30,298 - Our first category is a salute to America. 278 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,604 And our first contestant, my daughter, 279 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,825 Miss Lola Loud, singing "America the Beautiful." 280 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,436 - [chuckles] 281 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:39,873 - Lola Loud! 282 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,353 - Where's Lola? - I don't know. 283 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,095 - Let's move on to our sports category 284 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:47,445 with the basketball-spinning competition. 285 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,838 - Oh, whoo! 286 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:51,014 ["Sweet Georgia Brown"] 287 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:54,714 ? ? 288 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,933 - I can do this all night. 289 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:07,857 - Twin-tuition, baby. 290 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:11,513 - Took you long enough. 291 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,863 You stopped for snacks, didn't you? 292 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,256 I'm starving. 293 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,474 - I know. 294 00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:17,911 I'll give it to you after you win. 295 00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:18,912 - How do you know I'm gonna win? 296 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,783 - Let's just say your main competition 297 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,873 isn't going anywhere unless someone has exact change. 298 00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:28,399 - Somebody get me out of here! 299 00:12:28,486 --> 00:12:30,924 G-12! G-12! 300 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,320 - And Lynn Loud wins the sports competition! 301 00:12:36,407 --> 00:12:37,191 - Yes! 302 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:39,976 - Let's go! 303 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,456 ? Que calor ? 304 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,763 ? Que ca en la discoteca ? 305 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,721 - Go, Lynn! Go, Lynn! 306 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,376 - ? Para la mu�eca, por favor ? 307 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,856 - Get Loud! 308 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,858 - Hey, hey, hey! - Wait, wait, wait! 309 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:53,424 And the dance competition! 310 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:54,904 Wow! - Yes! 311 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:55,992 - [laughs] 312 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:58,778 - Sorry, ladies and Charlie. 313 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,692 - Better luck next year! 314 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,738 That's two, Torkelson. 315 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:05,001 [medals clang] 316 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,308 - OK, so the pickles don't help. 317 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:10,354 - No, that would have been good to know after my 40th pickle. 318 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,100 [cheers and applause] 319 00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,101 - Thank you, everyone. 320 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,929 Thank you. 321 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:23,193 - What a night it's been so far! 322 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,716 - Yeah, it's been awesome. 323 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,067 - And now for the comedy category. 324 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:30,722 Let's give a warm welcome for my daughter, Miss Luan Loud! 325 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:31,854 - Yay, Luan! - Whoo! 326 00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,943 - Go! Go! - I don't wanna go! 327 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,858 I don't wanna go! 328 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,425 Boy, am I glad to be here. 329 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:39,165 [laughter] 330 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,429 I normally have my ventriloquist puppet, 331 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,997 but my morbid sister locked him in a metal sarcophagus. 332 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:48,740 Oh, you think that's bad? 333 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,351 She tried to have him banished 334 00:13:50,438 --> 00:13:51,831 to the seventh level of the underworld. 335 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:54,572 Or as I call it, 336 00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:56,052 our family bathroom. 337 00:13:58,359 --> 00:13:59,882 Yeah, my parents had 11 kids 338 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,101 and thought it would be a good idea 339 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,277 for all of us to share one toilet. 340 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,192 - That is hilarious. 341 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:08,499 - Yeah, our family plunger was nominated 342 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,327 for a lifetime achievement award. 343 00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:12,721 [cheers and applause] 344 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,681 - My work here is done. 345 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:20,381 - There you are. 346 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,861 Oh, wow. 347 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,906 I see you got into my bronzer. 348 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,301 You look great. Are you excited? 349 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:29,085 - I'm excited to read this. 350 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,044 Do you mind if I practice? - Sure. 351 00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,785 - In a world increasingly focused on the exterior, 352 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,266 pageants like these only seem to exacerbate the problem. 353 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:39,704 We idolize the tan, blonde, statuesque, 354 00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:42,229 aspiring weather ladies who don't give an ounce of thought 355 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,753 to anything but the boy they're presently crazy for. 356 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,407 In the second half, I'm not so nice. 357 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:47,625 - Wow. 358 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:50,280 That's...great. 359 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,021 Well, it's important for you to speak your mind 360 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:53,327 and stand up for what you believe in. 361 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,719 Way to go. 362 00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:57,592 - Next up, find out who takes the crown 363 00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:01,204 in our Little Miss Talented and Glamorous Contest. 364 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,119 - All right. I'm gonna go get my seat. 365 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,992 Can't wait to see you up on the winners wall. 366 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,827 - OK, girls, come on out! 367 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:20,441 - Hey, Luna, you're on soon. 368 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:21,616 What's the holdup? 369 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:25,402 - Uh, what's the holdup? 370 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,056 - Oh. 371 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,537 - This is what you designed for me? 372 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,191 - You were the one that said 373 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,062 your song was about people trying to put you in a box. 374 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,803 - This is insane! 375 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,631 Have you been listening to me at all, Leni? 376 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,850 - Yes, Luna. 377 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,070 I've been listening to you all day. 378 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:43,638 But now, you have to listen to me. 379 00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,770 You may know music, 380 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:48,817 but I know fashion. 381 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,951 This is going to work. 382 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:54,649 - Congratulations to Lisa Loud! 383 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,259 Let's hear it! 384 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,000 The floor is yours. 385 00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,436 - Thank you. 386 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,352 In a world increasingly focused on the exterior, 387 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,527 competitions like these 388 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,181 only seem to exacerbate the problem. 389 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:13,581 But that's only looking at the exterior of these contests, 390 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,887 because contests like these 391 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,803 celebrate sisters like mine-- 392 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:22,982 strong, talented, and supportive. 393 00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,245 Sure, she's beautiful on the outside, 394 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,421 but she's also beautiful on the inside. 395 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:29,292 And I can sincerely say 396 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:32,513 that I'm proud to share this honor with her. 397 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,210 - Good job. 398 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:40,521 - And now, the final entry in our song competition, 399 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,653 Luna Loud! 400 00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,873 - Luna's up. 401 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,309 - Which means we've got 10 minutes-- 402 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,876 - Until you lose. 403 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:51,010 Yodel-ay-hee, losers. 404 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,624 [laughter] 405 00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,067 [gentle music] 406 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,287 ? ? 407 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:08,940 - ? The box that I talked myself into ? 408 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,290 ? Boxed everything in ? 409 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:12,117 ? ? 410 00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:13,944 ? All of my instincts ? 411 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:17,558 ? Forgot who I'd been ? 412 00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:19,690 ? And the only way back is the lonely way back ? 413 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:21,387 ? Let the haters talk smack ? 414 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,607 ? 'Cause this girl's got a box to unpack ? 415 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,218 ? ? 416 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,394 ? And ? [audience gasps] 417 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,265 ? You say I'm difficult ? 418 00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:31,615 ? Second-guess myself so much it's kind of pitiful ? 419 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:34,444 ? My mojo's frozen up cold like a Flippee ? 420 00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:37,273 ? Excuses I've chosen take hold and still trip me ? 421 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,101 ? But look out, I got my balance ? 422 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,885 ? Knock, knock, guess who ? 423 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,322 ? Y'all shout, "You have talent?" ? 424 00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:43,714 Uh, yeah, I kind of do. 425 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:47,066 ? ? 426 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:50,417 ? Gotta sing your song, sing it clear ? 427 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,246 ? no matter how many yous it took to get here ? 428 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,030 ? Sing it wrong ? 429 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:55,813 ? Sing it right ? 430 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:56,945 ? Let it roll ? 431 00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,078 ? Let it rock ? 432 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,558 ? Let it help you ? 433 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:05,388 ? To fight your way out of that box ? 434 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:08,348 ? It only takes a single spark ? 435 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,524 ? ? 436 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:16,704 ? To light up the dark ? 437 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:20,360 ? Yeah ? 438 00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,710 ? ? 439 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,626 ? Light up the dark ? 440 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:26,931 - Wow! 441 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,283 - Luna and Leni Loud, 442 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:33,503 winner of the music and fashion competition. 443 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:35,897 [cheers and applause] 444 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:40,597 Now, moving on to our final competition. 445 00:18:40,684 --> 00:18:44,035 After a 19-year hiatus, yodeling is back. 446 00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,563 Please welcome to the stage Thor Torkelson. 447 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:53,393 [cheering] 448 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,743 - Thor! Whoo! - That's my boy! 449 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:59,225 - [yodeling] 450 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,053 ? ? 451 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,359 - You're going next. 452 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,622 - What? - I'm not following this guy. 453 00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,015 - I don't want to follow him either. 454 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,277 - What are we supposed to do? 455 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,149 - I don't want to overreact, but... 456 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,151 what if we fake our own deaths? 457 00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:15,328 - Yes! Yes! That is good! 458 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:17,939 - As they say in show business, boys, 459 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:20,071 that is a wrap. 460 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,381 - Clyde, I think I've got an idea. 461 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:26,817 - I'm all over it. 462 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,776 - They're going for the duet. 463 00:19:28,863 --> 00:19:31,866 We haven't seen a yodeling duet since 1986! 464 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,999 - [yodeling] 465 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,262 - ? Yodel-what? ? - ? Yodel-who? ? 466 00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,568 both: ? Yodel-ay-hee-ho! ? 467 00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:39,917 - ? Yodel-what? ? - ? Yodel-who? ? 468 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,528 both: ? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! ? 469 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,094 - ? Yodel-what? ? - ? Yodel-who? ? 470 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,748 both: ? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! ? 471 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,186 ? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! ? 472 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,449 - ? Oh, yodel-what? ? - ? Yodel-who? ? 473 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,190 both: ? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! ? 474 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:52,365 - ? Yodel loud ? - ? Yodel proud ? 475 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,454 both: ? Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! ? 476 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:57,021 [yodeling] 477 00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:58,936 ? Yodel what? ? 478 00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,982 [cheers and applause] 479 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,165 - And that is our show, everyone! 480 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,602 And now for our closing number, 481 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:15,736 I would like to bring out the most talented woman I know. 482 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:18,347 [triumphant music] 483 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,827 - Mommy can dance! - Yeah! 484 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,437 ? ? 485 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,612 - Are you sure Howard's OK with this? 486 00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,135 - Don't worry. Lana and I took care of it. 487 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,746 - Oh! 488 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,269 - [screaming] 489 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,532 Help! Help! 490 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:32,187 ? ? 491 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,450 both: ? It's been the 84th Annual ? 492 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:39,716 ? Royal Woods Kids Have Talent Show ? 493 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,153 ? ? 494 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,025 - Kids, get up here. Come on. Come on out. 495 00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,506 [cheers and applause] 496 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:53,426 ? ? 497 00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:56,864 all: ? It's the 84th Annual ? 498 00:20:56,951 --> 00:20:58,779 ? Royal Woods ? 499 00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:05,220 ? Kids Have Talent Show ? 500 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:08,310 ? ? 501 00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:14,229 ? Yeah! ? 502 00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:17,145 [cheers and applause] 503 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,322 - That's all, folks! 504 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,504 - I utilized a molecular re-sequencer 505 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:31,072 to restore my full-bodied, no-nonsense hair. 506 00:21:31,159 --> 00:21:33,117 Lisa's back, baby! 507 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:35,294 [cheering] - That's right! 508 00:21:35,381 --> 00:21:36,686 - Couldn't have done it without you, buddy. 509 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,166 - Right back at you. 510 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:41,865 - To the Louds, the winningest family in town. 511 00:21:41,952 --> 00:21:44,738 [cheering] 512 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,479 - The one thing about the Loud family 513 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:50,004 is we never gloat after we win... 514 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:51,135 except tonight. 515 00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,921 [medals clang] 516 00:21:54,008 --> 00:21:55,270 Everybody in Vanzilla. 517 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,402 We're gonna go over to the Torkelsons 518 00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:57,577 and rub it in their faces. 519 00:21:57,664 --> 00:22:00,754 [cheering] 520 00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,103 Oh! Oh, look at that weight! 521 00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:04,105 Hey. Hey, Lincoln, look. 522 00:22:04,192 --> 00:22:05,149 Look how heavy it is. 523 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:09,749 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0